Pieter de Hooch, Dutch
“Good Timing, Young Lady. You Caught Me on My Cheat Day. Let Me Have Two Boxes of Thin Mints, Three Boxes of Samoas…Actually, You Know What? Why Don’t You Just Have Your Mom Back Her Truck Up To My Door?,” ca. 1663
Oil on canvas
Karl von Blaas, Austrian
Woman Wondering What Exactly She Just Bought For Three Bucks at Harry Potter’s Garage Sale, 1859
Oil on canvas
Wilhelm Bendz, Danish
“Hey Guys! Remember When We Saw That Fin at the Beach and Thought It Was a Shark? Turns Out It Was Just Miss Raffenberg Snorkeling,” 1831
Oil on copper
Pierre Outin, French
“Would You Please Excuse Us, Little Lady? Your Aunt and I Would Like To Make Like My Oompa-Loompas and Get Busy,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Carolus-Duran, French
“To Be Honest, Hal, I Wouldn’t Bother Too Much With That. I’d Be Shocked If Anyone Even Notices She HAS Arms,” 1883
Oil on canvas
Herbert Morton Stoops, American
“I Know You’re Frustrated That the Locals Don’t Respect Your Authority. Have You Considered Whether It Might Be the Shorts?,” 1925
Oil on canvas
Antonio Zeno Shindler, American
Aboriginal Australian, Going As Happy Gilmore For Halloween This Year, ca. 1893
Oil on canvas
John William Godward, English
Get Rid of Those Turkey Arms in Just 10 Minutes a Day, With the New “Statue of Liberty Workout!,” 1894
Oil on canvas
Johan Gustaf Sandberg, Swedish
Poussin, Raphael, Rubens, Dürer & Rembrandt, Just Before the Breakup of Their Boy Band, The Recording Artists, 1828
Oil on canvas
Vincent Van Gogh, Dutch
Noon — Rest From Work, 1890-91
Oil on canvas
