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Edward Hopper, American

“So He Says To Me, ‘I’m Not Breaking Up With You. I Just Want To Put Things On Pause For Awhile.’ Apparently, He Got the Idea from Drew Barrymore,” 1929

Oil on canvas

Gilbert Stuart, American

John Fitzgibbon, the 1st Earl of Clare, Considering Giving Up His Title and Going Back to His Hair Band, 1789

Oil on canvas

Auguste Serrure, Belgian

While the Neighbors Weren’t Thrilled About Edmund’s 5:00 a.m. Sousaphone Practices, It WAS an Improvement Over the Bongos, 1853

Oil on canvas

Andrew Loomis, American

“Oh, Come On Now, You Grumpy Gus. Olivia Rodrigo’s New Album Can’t Be THAT Bad,” 1923

Oil on canvas

Guillaume Voiriot, French

“I’ll Get To Tchaikovsky’s Violin Concerto in D Major in a Moment. But First, a Little Hendrix,” ca. 1780-87

Oil on canvas

Charles Willson Peale, American

“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 517), 1788

Oil on canvas

William Henry Bartlett, English

“Okay Darling, Just So We’re Clear About Our Agreement: You Don’t Have To Help Me Row, and I Don’t Have To Help You Pay For College. Deal?,” 1880

Oil on canvas

Benjamin Franklin Rawson, Argentine

Eddie Munster As a Blonde, 1868

Oil on canvas

Jean Béraud, French

“My, What a Sporty Little Convertible! I Went With the SUV, Because I Needed Room in the Back For All My Kids’ Soccer Crap,” ca. 1880

Oil on panel

Walther Gamerith, Austrian

Winifred Had Taken To Sleeping in Formal Wear Just in Case She Had That Dream About the Met Gala Again, 1936

Oil on canvas