George Dunlop Leslie, British
GIRL: “Let Me Get This Straight. I’m Not Allowed To Take Candy From Strangers.“
MOTHER: “That’s Right, Dear.”
GIRL: “Except For Tonight, When We Make It a Sport?”
MOTHER: “Exactly.” ca. 1879
Oil on canvas
Richard Bergh, Swedish
“No, It’s Not a Coma. This Happens Every Time She Accidentally Puts Her Vibrator in Ludicrous Mode,” 1887
Oil on canvas
Jan van Bijlert, Dutch
As Their Table Was Enveloped By a Familiar Stench, Breanna Realized the Pretzel Was Merely a Ruse To Get Her To Pull Rob’s Finger, 1630-40
Oil on canvas
Etienne Jeaurat, French
“Guess What You’re Wearing? Mmm, I Bet It’s That Sexy Little See-Through Number I Bought You in Vegas. Can I Open My Eyes Now?,” Date Unknown
Watercolor and chalk on paper
John George Brown, American
Before the Bicycle-Built-For-Two Craze, There Was the Tandem Flute, 1870
Oil on canvas
John George Brown, American
“Hmm, What Do You Call a Dog Who Just Sits There in One Place? I’ve Got It! Spot!,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, German
Portrait of the Artist (After Passing Out in a Plate of Baked Beans), 1925
Oil on canvas
Friedrich Friedländer, Bohemian-Austrian
“I Have To Admit, Ruth, You’re Not Exactly What I Was Looking For, But I Guess You Never Know What You’ll Get When You Match on Grindr,” Before 1901
Oil on panel
Horace Bonham, American
“Rats. When I Was Time Traveling This Morning, I Think I Left My Laptop Back in 1879. And I’m Pretty Sure I Had a Window of Porn Open. I Wonder If Anyone Found It,” 1879
Oil on canvas
Friedrich Friedländer, Bohemian-Austrian
“Oh, Shoot. I Remember Paul Saying Something Like ‘One If By Land and Two If By Sea.’ But Was I Supposed to Hang Lanterns or Just Text Him?,” Before 1901
Oil on panel
