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Alessandro Allori, Italian

“Stand Back, Son. I’ve Got This. Excuse Me, Miss, But What Did You Mean When You Said My Dress Was ‘A Lot?’” ca. 1580-1607

Oil on canvas

Georges D’Espagnat, French

“Okay, I Didn’t Ask You To Do That. Now You’ve Made It Weird,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Mary Cassatt, American

“Now Remember, Dear. If a Gentleman Is Ever Giving You Some Unwanted Attention, Just Pull One of These Suckers Out. Problem Solved,” 1893

Hand-colored drypoint and aquatint

Édouard Manet, French

“Begging Your Pardon, Sir, But I Don’t Even Know What a WiFi Password IS. Are You Sure You’re in the Right Painting?,” 1882

Oil on canvas

Vilhelm Hammershøi, Danish

Dystopian Vision of a Future Where They Actually Do Ban TikTok, 1902

Oil on canvas

Charles Burton Barber, English

“Do NOT Tell Mommy That This Is Where I Stashed My Weed,” 1892

Oil on canvas

Johann Peter Krafft, Austrian

“You Know, I Used To Drive a Big SUV, But When Gas Prices Went Sky-High, I Decided To Switch To a Hybrid,” ca. 1842

Oil on paper on cardboard

Wouter Crabeth II, Dutch

“Well, Technically You Have TWO Pairs. I Would Raise,” After 1626

Oil on canvas

Antonio Ermolao Paoletti, Italian

“You Call THAT Making Out? You Should’ve Seen Them Last Night When We Were Playing Spin the Botticelli,” Before 1912

Oil on canvas

Paul Seignac, French

“…Cannot Afford An Attorney, One Will Be Appointed For You. Do You Understand These Rights As They Have Been Read To You?,” Date Unknown

Oil on panel