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Frans Hals, Dutch

“I Just Found These on the Couch. Listen, I Don’t Mind If Your Proctologist Friend Comes Over. But Please Ask Him To Take His Stuff With Him When He Leaves,” 1630

Oil on canvas

Edgar Degas, French

The Moment Winnie Felt Her Back Go Out, She Realized It Was Going To Be An Awkward Moment When Her Housekeeper Showed Up, ca. 1890

Pastel and charcoal on blue laid paper, mounted at perimeter on backing board

Lorenzo Lotto, Italian

“Hey Look, Guys! I Made It Into ‘That Is Priceless!’ High Five!,” 1533-34

Oil on canvas

 Jean-Eugène Buland, French

Clara Would Later Learn There’s No Such Thing as a Breastfeeding Inspector. But By That Time, “Dr. Phillips” Was Long Gone, 1903

Oil on canvas

Lorenzo Lotto, Italian

His Royal “High”ness, the Duke of Ridgemontio, Spicoli de Medici, ca. 1506-08

Oil on panel

Lorenzo Lotto, Italian

The Guy Who Helps Tom Brady Decide Which Super Bowl Ring To Wear Each Day, 1509-12

Oil on canvas

Benjamin-Eugène Fichel, French

“Yoo-Hoo! Hey, Down There! Not To Rush You, Fellas, But How’s It Going With Finding a Taller Ladder?,” 1860

Oil on panel

Franz von Defregger, Austrian

The First-Ever WWE Match: “Stone Hold” Steve Austin Vs. The Rock, 1898

Oil on canvas

Eastman Johnson, American

“Happy Holiday To You Too, Warden. By the Way, This Being INDEPENDENCE Day, I Don’t Suppose You Could — No? Okay. Just Throwing It Out There,” 1874

Oil on board

Raffaello Sorbi, Italian

“Sorry Sir, We Didn’t Know There’d Be a Man in the Audience. Now We’ll Sing It Again As ‘Brown-Eyed Guy,'” Date Unknown

Oil on panel