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Jacob Heinrich Elbfas, Swedish

By the Time Arthur Realized They Hadn’t Said “Simon SAYS Put Your Right Hand On Your Hip,” It Was Too Late. And This Was Why He Hated Children’s Birthday Parties, 1631

Oil on canvas

Kristian Zahrtmann, Danish

When You’re One Day Into a 10-Year Prison Sentence and Realize You Forgot To Bring a Book, 1870

Oil on canvas

Camille Félix Bellanger, French

Florence Would’ve Ordinarily Given More Thought To Her Outfit, But She’d Been Told This Meeting Was Going To Be a Zoom, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Henry Andrews, English

“Hey, I Was Just Being Chivalrous. That Wedgie Wasn’t Going To Dislodge Itself,” 1857

Oil on canvas

Nicolaas Pieneman, Dutch

Rembrandt Looking at Porn (For “Research Purposes” Only), 1852

Oil on panel

Antonin Hölperl, Czech

“You Jackass. That’s Not What I Meant When I Asked You To Bring Me My Glasses From the Kitchen,” Before 1888

Oil on canvas, laid down on board

Laurent de La Hyre, French

Putting a Woman on a Pedestal: Step 1 of 4, 1635

Oil on canvas

American Lithographic Co., N.Y.

“Ohhh, You Have a Pet Pir-AN-ha. LOL, I Thought You Said I-GUA-na. What? I’m Sorry — I Can’t Understand You When You’re Frantically Pointing at the Water and Shrieking Like That,” 1900

Lithograph

Louis-Léopold Boilly, French

From the Discontinued IKEA Items Catalog: the Beåvørskrübben, ca. 1790

Oil on canvas

James Lobley, English

When His Gamekeeper Returned Home Empty-Handed After Yet Another Hunt, Lord Bentley Began To Question His Decision To Hire a Vegetarian, ca. 1873

Oil on canvas