“Are We Going To Just Sit Here and Waste Day After Day in a Pointless Life of Leisure? Or Get a Job and Actually Do Something Meaningful With Our Lives?”
“This Summer…Meryl Streep is a CIA Agent Who’s Been Hung Out To Dry. Now, If She Wants To Come Clean, She’s Going To Have To Put It All On the Line, IN…’The Washerwoman.’ Playing at a Laundromat Near You!,” 1915