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Adriaan de Lelie, Dutch

Cornelius Always Got the Same Expression On His Face When He Heard About One of His Business Rivals’ Failures, Or the Seat Warmers Came On, 1815

Oil on canvas

Wilhelm Koller, Austrian

“I’m Sorry, Folks. I’m Afraid Kayla’s Preschool Class Is Completely Filled. But I Can Put You On the Waitlist For a Small Deposit.”

“How Much?”

“Whatever You Can Afford. Either a New Gym or a New Cafeteria,” ca. 1872

Oil on wood

 

Frans Hals, Dutch

Man Threatening To Backhand You For Asking If They Make That Collar in Men’s Sizes Too, 1625

Oil on canvas

 

Jean-Léon Gérôme, French

Whenever Gustave Finished a Sculpture, He Always Made Sure To Date It, 1890

Oil on canvas

 

Thomas Gainsborough, British

Mozart’s Roommate Wishing He and His Girlfriend Would Keep It a Little More Pianissimo In There, ca. 1780

Oil on canvas

William McGregor Paxton, American

“Aquaman! What the Hell?! Don’t You Ever Knock?,” 1937

Oil on canvas

 

Gustave Moreau, French

“Hi, Have You Considered Cat Adoption? Don’t Worry — I’m Hypoallergenic. Though As You Probably Just Noticed, Not De-Clawed,” 1864

Oil on canvas

Rudolf Koller, Swiss

Young Boy Lying On Near His Ass, 1854

Oil on canvas

Edgar Degas, French

“See? You Just Pinch This Nerve Back Here and They Black Out Immediately. Something To Remember If You Ever Wrestle Professionally,” 1881

Pastel on five pieces of wove paper, backed with paper, and laid down on canvas

 

Leon-Jean-Bazille Perrault, French

Phoebe From “Friends,” Age 3 (With Smelly Cat), 1867

Oil on canvas