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Bartholomeus van Hove, Dutch

“Well, So Much For the Flash Mob. Are You Sure We Weren’t Supposed To Meet in a Painting From SEVENteen-25?” 1825

Oil on panel

 

Jean-Léon Gérôme, French

After His Unfortunate Run-In With That Lion in the Arena, “Lefty” Was Going To Need a New Nickname, Date Unknown

Oil on panel

Eduard Pistorius, German

“What Do You Say We Give Your Brother a Little Lesson in Physics? Onnnnne…Twooooo…,” 1839

Oil on canvas

 

Eduard Pistorius, German

Profiteers Hawking Their Wares During the Great Bathroom Tissue Shortage of 1641, 1832

Oil on canvas

Samuel Drummond, British

Dutch Admiral Surrendering To The British During a Performance of “Les Mis,” 1827

Oil on canvas  

Peter Paul Joseph Noël, Dutch

“Okay Then. Anybody ELSE Want To Insult My Turnips?,” 1821

Oil on canvas

Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish

And With That, Tony Was Officially 0 for 75 With His Pickup Line About Having an 18-Inch Rod, 1811

Oil on canvas

 

Wilhelm Koller, Austrian

“Yeah, I Forgot To Mention I’m Falcon-Sitting For a Friend This Weekend. But Don’t Worry — I Can Sedate Him Before the Movie,” Date Unknown

Oil on board

Louis-Léopold Boilly, French

“Hi, I’m a Time Traveler From the Future and I Have Crucial Information About British Troop Positions That I Must Get To Napoleon Before the Battle of Waterloo. Unfortunately, I Wasn’t Thinking and Put It All on a Flash Drive,” 1801

Oil on canvas

 

François-Édouard Picot, French

The Forgotten Jonas Brother, Renaldo Jonas, 1820

Oil on canvas