MASTERPIECE #1705 Jacques-Laurent Agasse, Swiss “Right Now I’m Offering Zero Down With No Interest For the First Six Months. Or We Can Talk About Getting You Into a Lease,” 1822 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1701 Johannes Jelgerhuis, Dutch “I’m Sorry, Sir. I’m Afraid I’ve Never Heard of a Book Called “Eat, Pray, Love.” Are You SURE It’s By Dickens?,” 1820 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1698 Jean-Baptiste Regnault, French Not What Aphrodite Had in Mind When Paris Said He Was Getting Her Something From the Apple Store, 1820 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1694 Juan Antonio Ribera, Spanish “Wait! Before You Kill Me, Let Me Just See Who’s at the Door. I’m Expecting Some Stuff From Amazon,” 1819 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1673 William George Stephen, British “I’m Not Going To Lie To You — It’s a Fixer-Upper. But You Can’t Beat the School District,” 1812 Watercolor
A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2010) Henri Fantin-Latour, French Holiday Rush at the Sears Portrait Studio, 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1595 Lippo di Dalmasio, Italian CVS Customer Bitching About the Size of the Receipts, 1360 Tempera on panel
MASTERPIECE #1588 Jean Béraud, French Charlotte, Scoring Big Time at Macy’s Black Friday Snare Drum Sale, 1879 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1581 Franz Georg Kleber, Austrian Russian Mail-Order Bride, Still in the Bubble Wrap, 1895 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1537 Jean-Léon Gérôme, French “Plus, If You Buy Today, It’s Zero Down With No Interest Until the Fall of the Ottoman Empire,” 1887 Oil on canvas