Arnold Böcklin, Swiss
Less-Popular Children’s Book Character #19: Randy, the Meth Head Unicorn, 1885
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1888
Category: Mythology
MASTERPIECE #1867
Karl von Blaas, Austrian
“We Swear, Odysseus! We’re Not Trying To Shipwreck You and Your Men. We Just Need Help Opening a Jar,” ca. 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1856
John Roddam Spencer Stanhope, English
“That Ferryman Skeeves Me Out, Orpheus. Why Can’t We Just Take the Bus Like Normal People?,” 1878
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1833
Jean-Baptiste Regnault, French
The Three Graces Playing in the Mount Olympus Touch Football League, 1793
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1762
Per Wickenberg, Swedish
Oedipus, Now Wishing He’d Sprung For a Pair of Those Eclipse Glasses, 1833
Oil on canvas mounted on panel
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)
Sir Edward Burne-Jones, English
The Five Muses, Plus the Chick Who Was Sleeping on the Bench When They Got There, 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1737
Joseph Karl Stieler, German
The Priceless Look on Keith’s Face When Someone Shouted “Bigfoot!,” 1839
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1711
John William Waterhouse, British
“Ohhh, I Get It, Odysseus. You’re Into the Whole “50 Shades” Bondage Thing. We Can Work With That, Right Girls?,” 1891
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1706
Eugénie Servières, French
“No Lancelot, I Can Not ‘Score You a Couple Condoms.’ But the CVS in South Camelot Is Open 24 Hours,” Before 1855
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1698
Jean-Baptiste Regnault, French
Not What Aphrodite Had in Mind When Paris Said He Was Getting Her Something From the Apple Store, 1820
Oil on canvas