Mythology – Page 3 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #1909

Il Moretto da Brescia, Italian

Kelly Thought It Was Tim’s Turn To Clean Up the Unicorn’s Mess. Tim Begged To Differ. 1530

Oil on panel

Arnold Böcklin, Swiss

Less-Popular Children’s Book Character #19: Randy, the Meth Head Unicorn, 1885

Oil on panel

Karl von Blaas, Austrian

“We Swear, Odysseus! We’re Not Trying To Shipwreck You and Your Men. We Just Need Help Opening a Jar,” ca. 1882

Oil on canvas

John Roddam Spencer Stanhope, English

“That Ferryman Skeeves Me Out, Orpheus. Why Can’t We Just Take the Bus Like Normal People?,” 1878

Oil on panel

Jean-Baptiste Regnault, French

The Three Graces Playing in the Mount Olympus Touch Football League, 1793

Oil on canvas

Per Wickenberg, Swedish

Oedipus, Now Wishing He’d Sprung For a Pair of Those Eclipse Glasses, 1833

Oil on canvas mounted on panel

Sir Edward Burne-Jones, English

The Five Muses, Plus the Chick Who Was Sleeping on the Bench When They Got There, 1882

Oil on canvas

Joseph Karl Stieler, German

The Priceless Look on Keith’s Face When Someone Shouted “Bigfoot!,” 1839

Oil on canvas

John William Waterhouse, British

“Ohhh, I Get It, Odysseus. You’re Into the Whole “50 Shades” Bondage Thing. We Can Work With That, Right Girls?,” 1891

Oil on canvas

Eugénie Servières, French

“No Lancelot, I Can Not ‘Score You a Couple Condoms.’ But the CVS in South Camelot Is Open 24 Hours,” Before 1855

Oil on canvas