Mythology – Page 2 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #2405

Sir Edward John Poynter, English

“Okay, So It’s Not You, Venus. But No One Goes in the Hot Tub Until We Find Out Who Stepped in the Dog Poop,” 1880

Oil on canvas

Circle of Sir Edward John Poynter, British

“Coral Blue Yeezy 451’s in a 12 1/2? That’s a Tough One, But Let Me See What I’ve Got in the Back,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Alexei Venetsianov, Russian

“Bacchus Totally Hogged the Bathroom and I Didn’t Get To Shower This Morning. Is It Obvious? Be Honest,” 1832

Oil on canvas

Virginie Demont-Breton, French

Neptune’s Nanny Taking the Kids Out For the Day, 1881

Oil on canvas

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Prophylactia, the Patron Saint of Broken Condoms, 1883

Oil on canvas

Anselm Feuerbach, German

The ~~Judgment~~ Creepy Stare of Paris, 1870

Oil on canvas

Johann Köler, Estonian

Hercules, Suddenly Wishing He’d Remembered To Bring a Pooper Scooper, ca. 1855

Oil on canvas

Lavinia Fontana, Italian

Cupid With His Cougar Girlfriend, 1592

Oil on canvas

Titian, Italian

Perseus Realizing Too Late That He’s Wearing Suede, 1553

Oil on canvas

Sebastiano Ricci, Italian

Venus Infringing Upon Cupid’s Second Amendment Rights, 1713

Oil on canvas