Inappropriate Behavior – Page 4

MASTERPIECE #2136

Jan Vermeer, Dutch

“It’s Another Photo From Mr. Bezos, Ma’am. It’s Like the Others, But This Time He Got Creative With the Lighting,” ca. 1667

Oil on canvas

Leopold Löffler, Polish

“I Know You’re Not Thrilled About Marrying Your First Cousin, My Dear, But This Way, At Least We Know He’s From a Good Family,” 1852

Oil on canvas

Joseph Severn, English

“Sorry To Bother You, Ms. Queen of Scots, But Before You’re Beheaded, Could We Get Your Autograph?,” 1850

Oil on canvas

George Frederick Harris, Welsh

Boy Showing Mom How He Feels About Being Forced to Take Harp Lessons, 1882

Oil on canvas

Eugene von Blaas, Italian

“What — You Thought You Could Poke Holes in My Water Buckets Again and I Wouldn’t Notice? Let’s Go, Skank! Right Now!,” Date Unknown

Oil on panel

Emile-Jean-Baptiste-Phillipe Bin, French

Josh Couldn’t Believe His Bad Luck. Sure, He’d Run Into an Ex-Girlfriend Before, But Never Four at One Time, 1874

Oil on canvas

Eugene von Blaas, Italian

“You Think If I Shoved Him Over the Wall Right Now He’d Actually Drown, Or Just Take the Hint?,” 1910

Oil on canvas

Anthony Frederick Sandys, English

Lady Eleanor Petre Displaying the Shiv She Made in Women’s Prison, ca. 1880

Colored chalk

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

The New Governess, Making Sure She’s Got Enough Oxy To Make It Through the Day, 1894

Oil on canvas