Auguste Toulmouche, French
“Hey, There Are Other Fish in the Sea. Maybe Not as Hot or Rich As That One, But I Promise You’re Going To Find Someone. In the Meantime, Do You Mind If I Date Him?,” 1890
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2166
Category: Inappropriate Behavior
MASTERPIECE #2165
Leonardo Gasser, Italian
Oh No, Jerome Was Doing It Again. You Know That Weird Thing Where He Smells People’s Fingers?, 1866
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2151
John Morgan, British
Movie Still From the Classic Film “12 Mildly Attentive Men,” 1861
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2149
Karel Purkyne, Czech
Dentist Wondering Why All His Yelp Reviews Keep Using the Word “Sadistic,” 1860
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2136
Jan Vermeer, Dutch
“It’s Another Photo From Mr. Bezos, Ma’am. It’s Like the Others, But This Time He Got Creative With the Lighting,” ca. 1667
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2135
Leopold Löffler, Polish
“I Know You’re Not Thrilled About Marrying Your First Cousin, My Dear, But This Way, At Least We Know He’s From a Good Family,” 1852
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2132
Joseph Severn, English
“Sorry To Bother You, Ms. Queen of Scots, But Before You’re Beheaded, Could We Get Your Autograph?,” 1850
Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)
George Frederick Harris, Welsh
Boy Showing Mom How He Feels About Being Forced to Take Harp Lessons, 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2101
Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“What — You Thought You Could Poke Holes in My Water Buckets Again and I Wouldn’t Notice? Let’s Go, Skank! Right Now!,” Date Unknown
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2100
Emile-Jean-Baptiste-Phillipe Bin, French
Josh Couldn’t Believe His Bad Luck. Sure, He’d Run Into an Ex-Girlfriend Before, But Never Four at One Time, 1874
Oil on canvas