Thomas Brooks, English
The Last Thing Collette Remembered Before Finding Herself in the Water Was a Hand on Her Shoulder and Somebody Shouting, “Take a Swim, B*tch!,” 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2291
Category: Inappropriate Behavior
MASTERPIECE #2379
Carl Joseph Begas, German
In Retrospect, Margaret Wished She’d Re-Scheduled the Portrait Session For Some Day She HADN’T Admitted To Having An Affair, 1816
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2350
Alfons Viñals i Roig, Spanish
Santa Taking the Edge Off Before Telling Mrs. Claus He’s Screwing the Tooth Fairy, 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2342
John George Brown, American
“Hey Fellas! Look What We Got Here! One of Them Chowderheads Who Reads ‘That Is Priceless!’ C’mon, Let’s Steal Their Wallet!,” 1877
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2332
Roger de la Fresnaye, French
Man Wondering If That Photo He Just Uploaded Violates LinkedIn’s Terms of Service, ca. 1910
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2324
Walter Dendy Sadler, English
“Gentlemen, Please — You Know Very Well That’s Not Allowed. Now Get Back Inside the Rehab Clinic,” ca. 1889
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2320
Henry Gillard Glindoni, English
Queen Elizabeth’s Royal Chemist Teaching Her Court How To Cook Meth, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2298
Moritz Stifter, Austrian
“Yeah Thanks, Miss, But I Already Know How Babies Are Made. Can I Just Have My Sausage Please?,” 1889
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #2199
Sigmund Eggert, German
“You’d Best Take Your Hands Off Me, Herr Müeller, Or I’ll Stick That Beer Glass Where the Sonnen Don’t Schein,” 1878
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #2173
Hugo Salmson, Swedish
“Care To Explain Why Your Wedding Ring Was in Your Coat Pocket? And Who, Pray Tell, Is strumpet89@hotmail.com?”
1865
Oil on canvas