Anselm Feuerbach, German
Penelope Briefly Considered Telling Edith About the Rattlesnake Behind Her, But Then, Edith HAD Been Kind of Annoying Lately, 1867
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2172
Category: Inappropriate Behavior
MASTERPIECE #2168
Carl Steffeck, German
“Honey, When You Bought the Horse We Agreed You Wouldn’t Ride It in the House. If He Pooped in the Elevator Again, It’s All Yours,” 1865
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2166
Auguste Toulmouche, French
“Hey, There Are Other Fish in the Sea. Maybe Not as Hot or Rich As That One, But I Promise You’re Going To Find Someone. In the Meantime, Do You Mind If I Date Him?,” 1890
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2165
Leonardo Gasser, Italian
Oh No, Jerome Was Doing It Again. You Know That Weird Thing Where He Smells People’s Fingers?, 1866
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2149
Karel Purkyne, Czech
Dentist Wondering Why All His Yelp Reviews Keep Using the Word “Sadistic,” 1860
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2136
Jan Vermeer, Dutch
“It’s Another Photo From Mr. Bezos, Ma’am. It’s Like the Others, But This Time He Got Creative With the Lighting,” ca. 1667
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2135
Leopold Löffler, Polish
“I Know You’re Not Thrilled About Marrying Your First Cousin, My Dear, But This Way, At Least We Know He’s From a Good Family,” 1852
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2132
Joseph Severn, English
“Sorry To Bother You, Ms. Queen of Scots, But Before You’re Beheaded, Could We Get Your Autograph?,” 1850
Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)
George Frederick Harris, Welsh
Boy Showing Mom How He Feels About Being Forced to Take Harp Lessons, 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2101
Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“What — You Thought You Could Poke Holes in My Water Buckets Again and I Wouldn’t Notice? Let’s Go, Skank! Right Now!,” Date Unknown
Oil on panel