Arnold Böcklin, Swiss
Fantastic Beasts and How to Repel Their Unwanted Sexual Advances, 1898
Oil on panel
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1601 (12/14/16)
Category: Inappropriate Behavior
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1644 (2/16/17)
Gregory Frank Harris, American
“Oh Yeah? Well, YO Momma’s So Fat, When She Walked In Front of the TV, I Missed 3 Seasons of “Downton Abbey,'” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas panel
THROWBACK THURSDAY: #1874 (1/29/18)
Edouard Quitton, Belgian
“So Were You Ever Planning To Tell Your Mother and Me You Were Stripping? Or Were You Just Going To Wait Until We Opened This W-2?,” 1884
Oil on oak
THROWBACK THURSDAY: #789 (3/6/12)
Louis Gallait, Belgian
The Gorton’s Fisherman, Breaking It to His Wife That He’s Banging Mrs. Paul, 1848
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2291
Thomas Brooks, English
The Last Thing Collette Remembered Before Finding Herself in the Water Was a Hand on Her Shoulder and Somebody Shouting, “Take a Swim, B*tch!,” 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2379
Carl Joseph Begas, German
In Retrospect, Margaret Wished She’d Re-Scheduled the Portrait Session For Some Day She HADN’T Admitted To Having An Affair, 1816
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2350
Alfons Viñals i Roig, Spanish
Santa Taking the Edge Off Before Telling Mrs. Claus He’s Screwing the Tooth Fairy, 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2342
John George Brown, American
“Hey Fellas! Look What We Got Here! One of Them Chowderheads Who Reads ‘That Is Priceless!’ C’mon, Let’s Steal Their Wallet!,” 1877
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2332
Roger de la Fresnaye, French
Man Wondering If That Photo He Just Uploaded Violates LinkedIn’s Terms of Service, ca. 1910
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2324
Walter Dendy Sadler, English
“Gentlemen, Please — You Know Very Well That’s Not Allowed. Now Get Back Inside the Rehab Clinic,” ca. 1889
Oil on canvas