THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1773 (9/5/17) Charles-Victoire-Frederic Moench, French “Okay, Okay — I’ll Make You a Duke. Just Help Me Get Her Back to the Strip Club Before My Wife Comes Home,” 1846 Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1713 (5/22/17) Ludwig August Most, Polish When “Creepy Ed” Showed Up With Flowers for the Fifth Day in a Row, Sheila Realized She Should Probably Start Looking at Second-Story Apartments, 1850 Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1601 (12/14/16) Arnold Böcklin, Swiss Fantastic Beasts and How to Repel Their Unwanted Sexual Advances, 1898 Oil on panel
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1644 (2/16/17) Gregory Frank Harris, American “Oh Yeah? Well, YO Momma’s So Fat, When She Walked In Front of the TV, I Missed 3 Seasons of “Downton Abbey,'” Date UnknownOil on canvas panel
THROWBACK THURSDAY: #1874 (1/29/18) Edouard Quitton, Belgian “So Were You Ever Planning To Tell Your Mother and Me You Were Stripping? Or Were You Just Going To Wait Until We Opened This W-2?,” 1884 Oil on oak
THROWBACK THURSDAY: #789 (3/6/12) Louis Gallait, Belgian The Gorton’s Fisherman, Breaking It to His Wife That He’s Banging Mrs. Paul, 1848 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2291 Thomas Brooks, English The Last Thing Collette Remembered Before Finding Herself in the Water Was a Hand on Her Shoulder and Somebody Shouting, “Take a Swim, B*tch!,” 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2379 Carl Joseph Begas, German In Retrospect, Margaret Wished She’d Re-Scheduled the Portrait Session For Some Day She HADN’T Admitted To Having An Affair, 1816 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2350 Alfons Viñals i Roig, Spanish Santa Taking the Edge Off Before Telling Mrs. Claus He’s Screwing the Tooth Fairy, 1880 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2342 John George Brown, American “Hey Fellas! Look What We Got Here! One of Them Chowderheads Who Reads ‘That Is Priceless!’ C’mon, Let’s Steal Their Wallet!,” 1877 Oil on canvas