Charles Napier Hemy, English
“You’re Right, Henry. We COULD Take the Strait of Magellan To the South Pacific, Take a Right at Tahiti, and Ride the Trade Winds Up To Borneo. Orrrr…We Could Just Stay Home and Order a Pizza. Your Call.” 1877
Oil on canvas
Norman Rockwell, American
This Year Grandma Was Giving Thanks That No One Saw Her Drop the Turkey on the Kitchen Floor Five Minutes Ago, ca. 1943
Oil on canvas
Théodore Jourdan, French
Volunteers From Pumpkin Rescueâ„¢ Repatriating Jack-O’-Lanterns to the Patch, 1899
Oil on canvas
Carl Johann Peyfuss, Austrian
“Greetings, Your Excellency. Shall I Ask Why You’re Wearing Half a Watermelon On Your Head, Or Do I Not Want To Know?,” 1908
Mural
Edmund Blair Leighton, English
“To Be Honest, Sir, I’ve Never Heard of Hot Wings OR Jalapeño Poppers, But I’ll See What the Chef Can Do,” 1881
Oil on board
James Clark, English
“Merry Christmas, Everyone! I Made My Special Unidentifiable Brown Thing. Dig In!,” 1902
Oil on canvas
Alfred Émile Léopold Stevens, Belgian
“Yeah, I Think You Overdid It With the Stuffing, Sis. If You Need to Hurl, I’ll Hold Your Hair,” 1874
Oil on canvas
Brian Hatton, British
“I’m Sorry Sir, But You’re Either Going To Have To Put On Some Pants, Or Find Yourself Another Chipotle,” 1906
Oil on canvas
Franciszek Ejsmond, Polish
When the Acting Jobs Dried Up, Samantha Resorted To Posing For One of Those Creepy Online Corn Sites, 1886
Oil on canvas
Winslow Homer, American
Milkmaid and Cow, Neither Willing to Apologize for Yesterday, 1878
Watercolor
