MASTERPIECE #2364 John Faed, Scottish I’d Stay Away from Janet If I Were You. That Girl Is Falcon CRAZY, 1888 Oil on canvas
FROM THE PRICELESS BEST OF THE DECADE COLLECTION (2017) Berthold Woltze, German Chloe Was Faced With a Quandary: Did She Go With the Classic “Sorry, I’ve Got a Boyfriend,” Or Skip Right To the Pepper Spray?, 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2331 Luigi Bianchi, Italian Brent Had Never Had Much Luck on the Dating Scene, Due To His Annoying Habit of Talking Down To Women, 1861 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2229 Albert Schröder, Germany The Seductive Power of Renaldo’s Serenade Was Undermined By the Fact He Was in Need of a Mint, 1885 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #2217 Henry Scott Tuke, British After a Long String of Losers, Sue Was Thrilled To Find a Guy Who Actually Had His Ship Together, 1883 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2191 Carl Probst, Austrian Romeo, Wondering What Juliet Meant When She Said, “BRB — I Totally Have To Instagram This!,” 1874 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #2185 Philipp Sporrer, German “Come On — If You Won’t Listen To Me About the Outfit, At Least Let’s See a Smile. No Chick in Her Right Mind Is Swiping Right on That,” 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2178 Philip Hermogenes Calderon, English Lauren, Suddenly Regretting That She Didn’t Just Break Up With Chad Over Facebook, 1873 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2166 Auguste Toulmouche, French“Hey, There Are Other Fish in the Sea. Maybe Not as Hot or Rich As That One, But I Promise You’re Going To Find Someone. In the Meantime, Do You Mind If I Date Him?,” 1890 Oil on canvas