MASTERPIECE #2415 Artist Unknown After Three Hours of Posing, Jerry Desperately Needed a Pee Break, But Was Too Embarrassed To Ask, 1844 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2389 William Mulready, English “Um, Could You Please Draw a Little Faster? She Was 2 When You Started,” c. 1844 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2379 Carl Joseph Begas, German In Retrospect, Margaret Wished She’d Re-Scheduled the Portrait Session For Some Day She HADN’T Admitted To Having An Affair, 1816 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2365 Guercino, Italian “You Seem Awfully Proud of Your Art Contest Trophy Over There, Kim. While You’re At It, Would You Like To Remind Me That You Went To Harvard? I Think It’s Been 5 Minutes Since You Mentioned It,” 1637 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2335 Friedrich von Keller, German “If You Catch Him at the Right Angle, This Will Make an Awesome ‘Great Moment in Phallic Portraiture,'” 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2328 Walter Crane, English The Birth of Venus (Had Fertility Drugs Been Involved), 1877 Tempera on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2327 Henry Gillard Glindoni, English Jimmy Didn’t Particularly Love Being Watched While He Worked, But He Supposed It Came With the Territory When You Specialized in Nudes, 1877 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2318 Henry Hetherington Emmerson, English Rare Example of a Victorian-Era Painting With a Woman Displaying Her Calves, 1877 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2302 José Jiménez y Aranda, Spanish Painters Capturing That Rarest of Sights: An Amish Woman in the Wild, 1886 Gouache
MASTERPIECE #2295 Charles Joseph Grips, Dutch “Hey Chuck, Here’s a Crazy Idea. Why Don’t You Put Down That Stupid Paintbrush for Five Minutes and Help Me Out Over Here?,” 1866 Oil on panel