Guercino, Italian
“You Seem Awfully Proud of Your Art Contest Trophy Over There, Kim. While You’re At It, Would You Like To Remind Me That You Went To Harvard? I Think It’s Been 5 Minutes Since You Mentioned It,” 1637
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2365
Category: Art
MASTERPIECE #2335
Friedrich von Keller, German
“If You Catch Him at the Right Angle, This Will Make an Awesome ‘Great Moment in Phallic Portraiture,'” 1878
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2328
Walter Crane, English
The Birth of Venus (Had Fertility Drugs Been Involved), 1877
Tempera on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2327
Henry Gillard Glindoni, English
Jimmy Didn’t Particularly Love Being Watched While He Worked, But He Supposed It Came With the Territory When You Specialized in Nudes, 1877
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2318
Henry Hetherington Emmerson, English
Rare Example of a Victorian-Era Painting With a Woman Displaying Her Calves, 1877
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2304
Henri de Braekeleer, Belgian
Worst “Frasier” Episode of All Time: “The One Where Frasier Dabbles in Lithography,” 1875
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2302
José Jiménez y Aranda, Spanish
Painters Capturing That Rarest of Sights: An Amish Woman in the Wild, 1886
Gouache
MASTERPIECE #2295
Charles Joseph Grips, Dutch
“Hey Chuck, Here’s a Crazy Idea. Why Don’t You Put Down That Stupid Paintbrush for Five Minutes and Help Me Out Over Here?,” 1866
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2290
Carl Johann Spielter, German
“Oh, I’m Sorry, Miss — Did I Not Tell You? I Finished Your Part of the Painting About a Week Ago. You’re Free To Put Your Clothes Back on Now,” 1920
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2266
John Singer Sargent, British-American
Three Times Lucy Had Failed the Test To Get Her Painter’s License. But Luckily, This Examiner Seemed Pretty Chill, 1907
Oil on canvas