Édouard Joseph Dantan, French “Um, Excuse Me, Édouard, But I See What You’re Doing Over There. And No, I’m Not Going To Let You Sculpt Me With a ‘Kanye 2020’ Tattoo,” 1880
“You Seem Awfully Proud of Your Art Contest Trophy Over There, Kim. While You’re At It, Would You Like To Remind Me That You Went To Harvard? I Think It’s Been 5 Minutes Since You Mentioned It,” 1637