Constantin Hansen, Danish
Eccentric Classical Composer Nudwig van Butthoven, ca. 1826-27
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3123
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #3122
John William Godward, English
“Me?! What Are You Talking About? You’re the One Who Keeps Coming In Too Early,” 1918
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1003 (4/8/14)
William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French
“Wait. If These Aren’t My Birth Control Pills, What Did I Just Send My Dad For His Birthday?”, 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3121
Albert Edelfelt, Finnish
“I Told Him I Was Done Sneaking Around and That He Had To Tell His Wife About Us. And Well, He Still Won’t Budge on That, But He Did At Least Agree To Tell His Other Mistress. Baby Steps, Right?” 1884
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3120
Gerard van Honthorst, Dutch
“You Think YOUR Driver’s License Photo Is Embarrassing? Check This Guy’s Out,” 1625
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3119
Artist Unknown (Copy of Painting by Paul Fischer, Danish)
“Well, I Guess Now We Know Why Those Swimsuits Were Half-Price. Next Time Let’s Make Sure To Check the Tags For the Words ‘Water-Soluble,'” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3118
Johann Baptist Reiter, Austrian
“Excuse Me, Ma’am. Ma’am, Wake Up! You Can’t Sleep In Here. This Is An IKEA,” 1849
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1195 (4/20/15)
Eugene de Blaas, Italian
Third Wheel Desperately Trying to Escape, But Her Friend is Sitting on Her Hand, 1904
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #3117
Otto Henry Bacher, American
Lady Mary Hollander, Still Pissed About That Questionable Line Call in the Second Set, 1891
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3116
John Singleton Copley, Anglo-American
Goldilocks Posing in Papa Bear’s Chair at the 75th Anniversary Celebration, 1764
Oil on canvas