Author: Steve Melcher

Paolo Veronese, Italian

“As a Matter of Fact, Yes I DO Sleep With It. Why Is That Weird?,” ca. 1575

Oil on canvas

Hugo Kauffmann, German

When Daisy’s Clock Stopped Working For the Third Time in a Week, She Began To Regret Buying Its Minute Hand at a Second Hand Store, 1893

Oil on wood

Marie-Antoinette Petit-Jean, French

“Oh, Dear. Was It My Breath or That 3-Hour Story About My Cats?,” 1821

Oil on canvas

Vittorio Matteo Corcos, Italian

“You See This News About the Golf Merger? And I Thought Pacino and That 29-Year-Old Were a Weird Couple,” 1895

Oil on canvas

Bartholomeus van der Helst, Dutch

17th Century Dutch Rando Playing Quidditch, ca. 1660

Oil on panel

Martín Rico y Ortega, Spanish

Rare Glimpse of Enigmatic Graffiti Artist Barksy, ca. 1866

Oil on panel

Arthur John Elsley, English

“You Were Right, Grandpa! Unpaid Child Labor IS Fun!,” 1904

Oil on canvas

Francesco Beda, Italian

“Yes, I Know You Could Swear You’ve Seen It Somewhere Before, But I Think I Just Have One of Those Vases,” Date Unkown

Oil on canvas