Author: Steve Melcher

Julius Leblanc Stewart, American

Artist Working on His Masterpiece, “Barista Who Gets Customer’s Order Wrong,” 1875

Oil on canvas

Willem de Famars Testas, Dutch

“I Swear That Wasn’t Me. It Was the Chair,” 1885

Watercolor on paper

Erik Werenskiold, Norwegian

After Waiting Until the Last Minute To Ask a Girl To Prom, Josh Was Forced To Go With His Social Studies Teacher, Between 1906-09

Oil on canvas

Eugenio Zampighi, Italian

It Was Always an Exciting Day When Mildred and Stanley’s “Sex Toy of the Month Club” Shipment Arrived, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Artist Unkown, French

“Hey, You’re Not a Bad Painter, For a Girl. I’m Gonna Start Calling You Chick-asso,” 1790

Oil on canvas

Jan Miense-Molenaer, Dutch

When Cyrus Told People His Wife Was a Real Knockout, Technically He Wasn’t Lying, 1637

Oil on panel

Unknown Artist, Austrian

“Oh, I’m Sorry. I Thought You Said That Whenever You Paint a Minor, There Needs To Be a PARROT in the Room,” ca. 1840

Oil on canvas

James H. Cafferty, American

“Shoot, I Can’t Remember. Is It ‘I Long For the Sight of Thy Fulsome Bosom’ or ‘I Long For the Sight of THINE Fulsome Bosom?,'” 1852

Oil on panel