Author: Steve Melcher

Alexander Harrison, American

Georgia O’Keeffe Painting Under Her Maiden Name, Georgia O’Naturel, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Christian Krohg, Norwegian

“Land Ho! If Anyone Needs To Pee, I Suggest You Go Ashore. Or Be Prepared To Hold It For Another Five Months,” 1893

Oil on canvas

Bernard Boutet de Monvel, French

“Okay, 80 More Miles To Go. Or We Could Rent a Boat When We Get There Like Normal People. Just Putting That Out There,” 1906

Oil on canvas

Erik Werenskiold, Norwegian

Dwight Schrute, Chairman Emeritus of the Paper Sciences Department at Scranton State University (and Former President of the Pulp & Ream Social Club), 1885

Oil on canvas

Nicolao Landucci, Italian

“Yes, That’s Taylor Swift Up There, But Don’t Get All Excited. She’s Hooking Up With Travus Kelcerius,” 1850

Oil on canvas

Ferdinand George Waldmüller, Austrian

The Mean Judge on “So You Think You Can Waltz,” 1839

Oil on panel

Dirck van Delen, Dutch

“I Know It Looks Weird, But I Told the Artist To Paint Us Vertically So We Can Put It on TikTok,” 1630-32

Oil on canvas

Jean Béraud, French

“Oh, Great. Congresswoman Boebert and Her Boyfriend Are Back. I Hope They Show Some Manners This Time and Open Their Crinkly Condom Wrappers BEFORE the Curtain Goes Up,” Date Unknown

Oil on panel