Author: Steve Melcher

Édouard Manet, French

Portrait of the Artist’s Grape-Grandmother, ca. 1862

Oil on canvas

John Singleton Copley, American

The Artist’s Son With His Emotional Support Squirrel, 1771

Oil on canvas

Édouard Manet, French

“Just To Clarify, Russ. Yesterday I Asked If Your Wife Was Cool With Eating TAPAS For Lunch, Not Topless. But This Works For Me,” 1863

Oil on canvas

Johann Hamza, German

“It Says Corporate Has Decided To Pivot. From Now On, Instead of a Build-A-Bear Workshop, We’re a Build-An-Ostrich Workshop,” 1902

Oil on wood

Paul Fischer, Danish

“It’s Not Important Whose Fault It Is That Our Clothes Got Swept Out To Sea While We Were Napping. The Point Is One of Us Now Has To Walk Into Town and Somehow Barter For Towels. Not It!,” 1924

Oil on canvas

Frederick Arthur Bridgman, American

Frank Would Later Deny Being Frightened By Their “Flying Princess” Stunt, But the Adult Diaper He Wore Suggested Otherwise, 1869-70

Oil on canvas

Ulisse Caputo, Italian

At the Now-Defunct Disneyland Stalingrad, the Hottest Item in the Gift Shops Was the Mouse Ears Ushanka, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Joseph Bail, French

Bruce Wayne’s Chef Summoning Him To Dinner Via the Vat-Signal, 1910

Oil on canvas