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MASTERPIECE #1389

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

“Sorry for the Language, Ladies. That Was One From Kanye’s New Album,” 1920

Oil on canvas

Anthony Frederick Sandys, English

Portrait of Woman With Laser Pointer, ca. 1880

Colored chalk

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

“Bruce Willis is Dead the Whole Time,” 1885

Oil on canvas

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

That Creepy Ribbon Seller With the Hole in the Bottom of His Basket, 1902

Oil on canvas

Edouard Detaille, French

“Cheesecake Factory? Sure. Go Straight Past the Blacksmith, Then Take a Right at the Second Whorehouse. Can’t Miss It.” 1897

Oil on canvas

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

“Next Up, It’s a Boy King in Mint Condition, the Perfect Addition to Any Realm. Do I Hear Ten Shillings?,” 1904

Oil on canvas

Heinrich von Angeli, Austrian

Queen Victoria at Halftime, Wishing She’d Laid Off Those Buffalo Chicken Sliders, 1899

Oil on canvas

Sofonisba Anguissola, Italian

“Um, Hello? Mom, You Can’t Jump People in Chess,” 1555

Oil on canvas

Briton Rivière, English

Portrait of Lady Harriet Sarah Wantage (Right), 1897

Oil on canvas

Eugene de Blaas, Italian

Pick-Up Artist Suddenly Regretting Having Those Garlic Fries at Lunch, 1889

Oil on panel