MASTERPIECE #1531 Alfred Wierusz-Kowalski, Polish “Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture (Page 105),” 1885 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1524 Robert Harris, Canadian “I’m Sorry, Dennis. Would You Mind Repeating That Comment About My ‘Sweet Rack’? I Want to Make Sure I Have it Right for my Sexual Harassment Suit,” 1885 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1523 Emile Claus, Belgian That Bizarre Tinder Date I Was Telling You About (But Hey, At Least He Brought Flowers), 1885 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1522 Eduard Pfyffer, Swiss Restaurant Patron Wondering How Long it Takes to Make a Friggin’ Kale Smoothie, 1885 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1521 Frank Dicksee, British“Damn, This is Going Too Fast. Usually the Men I See Don’t Kill a Guy For Me Until the Third Date,” 1885 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1520 Arnold Böcklin, Swiss Boy Riding Unicorn With Serious Meth Addiction, 1885 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1519 Norman Macbeth, Scottish The Artist, Seriously Considering Shanking His Roommate if He Doesn’t Stop With the Snoring, 1884 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1518 Juan Comba Garcia, Spanish “It’s Okay, Tyler. That Original Rubens Was Only Worth $14 Million,” 1884 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1517 William Huggins, English “Before” and “After” Photos of Simba With the Hakuna Matata Hair Replacement System, 1884 Oil on board
MASTERPIECE #1515 Gotthardt Kuehl, German #4 on BuzzFeed’s List of “21 Things More Exciting Than NBC’s Olympics Coverage,” 1884 Oil on canvas