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MASTERPIECE #1703

Eugénie Servières, French

“No Honey, I Can’t Watch the Kids. I’ve Got 2 Inquisitions, Hernando de Soto’s Performance Review, and a Codpiece Fitting,” 1822

Oil on canvas

Joseph Denis Odevaere, Flemish

Brochure for the Law Offices of Westingham, Morris & Some Dead Guy, LLC, 1805

Oil on canvas

Johannes Jelgerhuis, Dutch

“I’m Sorry, Sir. I’m Afraid I’ve Never Heard of a Book Called “Eat, Pray, Love.” Are You SURE It’s By Dickens?,” 1820

Oil on canvas

Johann Heinrich Wilhelm Tischbein, German

“Okay, I Get It — You’re Upset That I Cheated on You With Your Best Friend. But Let’s Not Let It Ruin Our Anniversary,” 1819

Oil on canvas

Jean-Baptiste Regnault, French

Not What Aphrodite Had in Mind When Paris Said He Was Getting Her Something From the Apple Store, 1820

Oil on canvas

Carl Frederik von Breda, Swedish

Charlotte, Suddenly Sensing Her Date’s Getting Annoyed That She’s Been Doing All the Talking, 1811

Oil on canvas

François Gérard, French

Family Reacting to God’s Epic Fart, 1819

Oil on canvas

Johann Christoph Erhard, German

Axe Murderer Taking a Break To Write in His Diary, 1819

Watercolor

Juan Antonio Ribera, Spanish

“Wait! Before You Kill Me, Let Me Just See Who’s at the Door. I’m Expecting Some Stuff From Amazon,” 1819

Oil on canvas

José Mariá Arango, Spanish

When You Start To Wave at a Friend and Then Realize It’s Just a Mirror, 1819

Oil on canvas