V.P. Mokhnachev, Russian
Listen Grandpa, I Didn’t Want To Be the One To Tell You, But I Think You’ve Been Using That Hammer Backwards,” 1818
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1692
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #1691
Charles de Steuben, French
“Okay, Before We Start Marching, By Show of Hands, Who Needs to Use the Restroom?,” 1818
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1690
Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Austrian
“I Say You Were Right to Dump Him, Allison. Hey — If He Liked It, He Should’ve Put a Ring On It,” 1818
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1689
Julius Schnorr von Carolsfeld, German
“I Checked with God About the Facebook Thing. He Says If There’s Not an Option for ‘Having a Supreme Being’s Child By Virgin Birth,’ You Should Just Say ‘It’s Complicated,'” 1818
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1688
Nicolas-André Monsiau, French
Alexander the Great Spoiling the Ending of “The Fate of the Furious” for Diogenes, 1818
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1687
Henry Herbert La Thangue, English
That Year the Easter Bunny Didn’t Come So We Had to Hunt for Goose Droppings, 1901
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1686
John Ferneley, British
“Yeah, Never You Mind Who Let the Dogs Out. Who Let YOU Out, Smartypants?,” 1818
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1685
Albrecht Adam, German
Pa, Moments Before Getting Nailed With His Second FUI (Farming Under the Influence), 1818
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1684
Johann Christian Reinhart, German
Apollo Slaying the Python (Apparently Unaware You Need a Permit For That), 1817
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1682
Artist Unknown, Swiss
“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Pages 42 and 43), 1808