Ludwig August Most, Polish
“So I’m Halfway Through Building It When I Realize It’s Missing Parts. That’s the Last Time I Buy a Wagon Wheel From IKEA,” 1830
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1714
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #1712
Gerard ter Borch, Dutch
“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (page 251), 1673
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1711
John William Waterhouse, British
“Ohhh, I Get It, Odysseus. You’re Into the Whole “50 Shades” Bondage Thing. We Can Work With That, Right Girls?,” 1891
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1710
Joseph Bergler the Younger, Austrian
“Sorry to Interrupt, Sir, But Your Dad’s on the Phone. Something About Not Being Able To Find the Remote For the Pearly Gates,” 1822
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1709
Arthur Perigal the Elder, English
Prom Photo Taken With World’s Longest Selfie Stick, 1828
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1708
Louis-Léopold Boilly, French
“I’m Warning You, Travis. Interrupt the Story Again and I’m Going to Shove This Shawl Where the Sun Don’t Shine,” 1824
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1707
Anna Kirstine Ancher, Danish
The Artist’s Mother, Working On Her “I’m Not Angry, Just Disappointed” Face, 1913
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1706
Eugénie Servières, French
“No Lancelot, I Can Not ‘Score You a Couple Condoms.’ But the CVS in South Camelot Is Open 24 Hours,” Before 1855
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1705
Jacques-Laurent Agasse, Swiss
“Right Now I’m Offering Zero Down With No Interest For the First Six Months. Or We Can Talk About Getting You Into a Lease,” 1822
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1704
Louis-François Cassas, French
“Of Course I’d Love to Live Here Forever, But ‘His Majesty’ Wants to Flip It and Downsize to a Condo,” 1822
Watercolor on paper