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MASTERPIECE #1783

Giuseppe Bezzuoli, Italian

Just To Be Safe, Whenever She Read Erotic Fiction, Julia Would Periodically Check Her Pulse Rate, 1843

Oil on canvas

Artist Unknown

Austria’s Franz Joseph I After Eight Weeks on Jenny Craig, ca. 1849

Oil on canvas

Thomas Baines, English

“Honey, Don’t You Think You Should Put a Top On? The Photographer From National Geographic Is Going To Be Here Any Minute,” 1848

Oil on canvas

Paul Delaroche, French

When You’re Halfway Across the Alps and You Realize You Forgot To Pack the Immodium, 1848

Oil on canvas

Carl Steffeck, German

“Now Hold On a Second. I Was Under the Impression That Fomenting Revolution Was a Misdemeanor,” 1848

Oil on panel

Georg Wachter, German

“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 127), 1845

Oil on metal

George Catlin, American

Native American Riding Bearback, 1844

Henry Byam Martin, British

Hawaii’s Hottest New Reality Show: “Keeping Up With the Kamakawiwo’oles,” 1847

Oil on canvas

Nils Blommér, Swedish

Darryl, Wondering If He’d Have Better Luck With the Chicks If He Switched To the Drums, 1846

Oil on canvas

Thomas Webster, British

“Sorry To Interrupt, Sir, But I’m Afraid We Don’t Own the Rights to “Despacito,” 1847

Oil on panel