Adolf von Schallberg, Austrian
“Sorry, Adolf. I Didn’t Notice This Pile of Dirty Laundry Behind Me Until Just Now. Plus I’m Standing Weird. Can We Please Start Over?”, 1860
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1795
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #1794
Jules Breton, French
“Yeah, It’s Not a Great Job, But There’s Not a Whole Lot Else You Can Do With an Applied Peasantry Degree,” 1865
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1793
Elisabeth Jerichau-Baumann, Danish
“Oh, There Actually IS Something Here in the Manual, Honey. It Says ‘Tip #4: When Standing on Ladder, Try Not To Fall Off,'” 1865
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1792
Walter Crane, British
“Yo Babe, Why the Attitude? Your Tinder Profile Says You Love Picnics and Guys Who Can Pull Off Knee-High Boots,” 1863
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1791
Artist Unknown
Waiter Trying to Remember Which of His Tables Asked For These Extra Napkins, 1863
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1790
Rafael Flores, Mexican
I’m Not Saying It’s Bad, Son, But For Now Maybe You Should Just Stick With the Messiah Thing,” 1857
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1788
Edmund Leighton, British
“Okay, There — You’re a Knight. Now I Suggest You Get Up Before Trump Sees You Kneeling,” 1901
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1787
Hendrik Frans Schaefels, Belgian
“Hey, You Know What I Just Realized? If We Start a Family Now, Our Child Will Graduate From Rehab the Same Year as Kylie Jenner’s Kid,” 1863
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1786
C.A. Ekman, Finnish
“Before You Do This, I Should Warn You, Axe Murder is a Minimum Two Hail Marys,” 1854
Watercolor
MASTERPIECE #1785
William Powell Frith, English
The Artist, Wondering If Maybe His Story About Seeing Monet At His Gym Wasn’t As Fascinating As He Thought It Was, 1853
Oil on canvas