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MASTERPIECE #1772

Eduard Hildebrandt, German

Happy (Forced Child) Labor Day!, 1846

Oil on canvas

Henry Pierce Bone, British (After George Hayter, British)

Queen Victoria, Back When She Still Used To Pole Vault, 1843

Enamel on copper

Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish

Study of a Nude Wondering What Zappos’ Return Policy Is, 1843

Oil on canvas

Julius Exner, Danish

“You’re Going To Kill Me, Jeff, But Now I’m Thinking That Statue Looked Better Where You Had It Upstairs,” 1843

Oil on canvas

Francesco Hayez, Italian

As He Struggled To Reach For His Wallet, Phil Was Forced To Admit He’d Put His Toga On Wrong, 1844

Oil on canvas

Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Austrian

Schoolteacher Trying To Calculate in His Head the Number of Days ‘Til Retirement, 1841

Oil on panel

Marie-Joséphine-Angélique Mongez, French

“Okay, I Gotta Go To Work. What Time Am I Picking Him Up From Deity Care Again?,” 1841

Oil on canvas

Vilém Kandler, Czech

“Are You Sure Tights Are the Right Look For This? You Know I Hate My Calves,” 1841

Oil on canvas

Per Wickenberg, Swedish

Oedipus, Now Wishing He’d Sprung For a Pair of Those Eclipse Glasses, 1833

Oil on canvas mounted on panel

Winslow Homer, American

“Oh, Great. There Goes My Phone,” 1885

Oil on canvas