Guercino, Italian
“You Seem Awfully Proud of Your Art Contest Trophy Over There, Kim. While You’re At It, Would You Like To Remind Me That You Went To Harvard? I Think It’s Been 5 Minutes Since You Mentioned It,” 1637
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2365
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #2364
John Faed, Scottish
I’d Stay Away from Janet If I Were You. That Girl Is Falcon CRAZY, 1888
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2363
Alonso Cano, Spanish
Alaric, King of the Visigoths, Answering the Question, “How Many Cheeseburgers Did You Have For Lunch, Your Majesty?,” 1641
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2362
Evert-Jan Boks, Dutch-Belgian
“I Say We Accept His Proposal. He’s the Perfect Catch! Rich, Handsome, and Apparently Oblivious That She’s a Lesbian,” 1882
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2361
Georges Méliès, French
Georges Méliès, Breakthrough Artist of the Year, 1883
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2360
Frederick Arthur Bridgman, American
“No, You Idiot. I Ordered a BEER,” 1879
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2359
Virginie Demont-Breton, French
Neptune’s Nanny Taking the Kids Out For the Day, 1881
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2358
August Heyn, German
“All the Kids at School Say I Don’t Really Exist and That We’re All Just Characters in One of Og Isstane’s Minor Works. Who’s Og Isstane?,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2357
Frank Dicksee, British
“What Would You Think About Including a Racquetball Court? You Know, Just In Case They Invent Something Called ‘Racquetball’?,” 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2355
George Henry Boughton, English
An Excellent Way To Get a Sledgehammer in the Nuts, 1878
Oil on canvas