Author: Steve Melcher

Adolphe Alexandre Lesrel, French

“What the F***, Ned? I Specifically Said I Wanted You To Make It With Legos,” 1892

Oil on panel

 Édouard Manet, French

The Artist’s Wife Posing For Her OnlyFans Page, 1873

Oil on canvas

Adolphe Alexandre Lesrel, French

“It’s a Quality Sword and the Price Is Right, But Unfortunately, Good Sir, It Doesn’t Match My Boots,” 1888

Oil on panel

Gerard ter Borch, Dutch

“Okay, Stop — Just Stop. Wow. And I Thought Ted Cruz Was Tone Deaf,” ca. 1668

Oil on canvas

 Stanislaw Lentz, Polish

Andy, Sandy, and Randy — the World’s Only Known Siamese Triplets, 1903

Oil on canvas

 Pedro Weingärtner, Brazilian

“Hey Lady, the Ad Says ‘Your Pizza In 30 Minutes Or It’s Free.’ Ándale!,” 1907

Oil on canvas

Grigoriy Myasoyedov, Russian

Old Guy Playing With Himself, 1907

Oil on canvas

Guillaume Seignac, French

“There’s Only a 53% Chance You’ll Fall in Love After One Arrow, But It’s 95% Effective If I Give You a Second Shot,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

John William Waterhouse, British-Italian

“Wait, I Can’t Remember. Is It ‘Arsenic Before Beer, You’re in the Clear,’ or the Other Way Around?,” 1907

Oil on canvas