Author: Steve Melcher

Christian Rohlfs, German

Boy, Did Gary Feel Like a Doof. He Totally Forgot To Wear Clothes To Yoga Again!, 1907

Watercolor

 

Gebhard Fugel, German

When Zoey Didn’t Blink For 36 Hours Straight, We Suspected Her Classmates Had Slipped Meth in Her Juice Box Again, 1905

Oil on canvas

 D.E. Pugons, Nationality Unknown

Having Obeyed Lucky’s Command To Sit, Dave Gets a Treat, 1902

Oil on canvas

 

Robert Poetzelberger, German

Rare Footage of Tom and Gisele’s First Date, 1886

Oil on panel

 Jacek Malczewski, Polish

Her Royal Highness Alexandria, Duchess of Cumberland (and Her Husband, Zeke), 1905

Oil on canvas

 

Giovanni Fattori, Italian

The Artist’s Wife, Contemplating the Irony That Her Groundhog Day Casserole Is Repeating On Her, 1905

Oil on canvas 

 Akseli Gallen-Kallela, Finnish

When the Government Refused To Do Anything About the Jewish Space Laser, Justin Took Matters Into His Own Hands, 1903

Tempera on canvas

Christian Rohlfs, German

When You’re Trying To Paint a Chicken But You Get Cockblocked, 1906

Watercolor with gouache on firm wove paper

 Julius LeBlanc Stewart, American

“Hey Sis, Could I Borrow Your Scarf? Rocky Just Dropped a Deuce On My Brake Pedal,” 1901

Oil on canvas

 Henry Scott Tuke, British

“Me? I Lost My Shirt Shorting GameStop Stock. What’s Your Story?,” 1903

Oil on canvas