Jacob Philipp Hackert, German
“Ahoy, Good Sir! I Have Traveled From Afar in Search of Rare and Valuable Treasure. In My Case, a Pair of Pants With a 50-Inch Inseam,” 1794
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2799
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #2798
Elias Martin, Swedish
Kevin Suddenly Realized There’d Been a Terrible Mistake. What Did This Have To Do With Data Entry? Yes, Starting Tomorrow, He Was Definitely Going To Have To Look For a New Temp Agency, 1782
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2797
Edward Poynter, British
“Noooooo! I’m Begging You, Orpheus. Please Don’t Make Me Go Watch Your Band Play Again” 1862
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2796
T.H. Matteson, American
“Fellow Members, In Light of Your Vote of No Confidence, I Hereby Resign as Head of the Diversity Committee,” 1857
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1075
Pierre Bonnard, French
Clip From ESPN’s Coverage of Competitive Dieting, 1924
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2291
Thomas Brooks, English
The Last Thing Collette Remembered Before Finding Herself in the Water Was a Hand on Her Shoulder and Somebody Shouting, “Take a Swim, B*tch!,” 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1074
John Singer Sargent, American
My Roommate, Willfully Ignoring My Request to Wear Bottoms in the Kitchen, 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1313
Gunnar Berndtson, Swedish-Finnish
Don’t Let Seasonal Allergies Ruin YOUR Daughter’s Special Day. Ask Your Doctor About Zyrtecâ„¢, 1881
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1784
Friedrich Horschelt, German
When Your Neighbors’ Remodeling Crew Starts With the Power Drills at 6 in the F*ing Morning, 1853
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2795
Edward John Poynter, English
“I See a High of 72 Degrees With a Chance of Rain. That’ll Be 50 Bucks,” 1877
Oil on canvas