George Hillyard Swinstead, English
“You Know, Hide-and-Seek Is Really Not All That Much Fun For Us Dogs. I Could Smell You Three Rooms Away, Dumbass,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
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/// Wed ten years to that former-Beast fellow,
Belle tries on her old ball gown of yellow.
Their daughter acts meek
as they play Hide and Seek,
and their son comes downstairs barking, “Hello.”
/// Daughter thinks that a wise place to hide
is to cling to her mother’s blind side.
If she’s out of Belle’s sight,
then the girl thinks she might
win the game. (Well, at least the kid tried.)
/// In this castle where each of them dwell,
all the servants were under a spell.
Household furnishings then,
they’ve turned human again.
There’s just one still objectified— Belle.