Frédéric Soulacroix, French
“Shoot,” Thought Betty. “I Knew This Crap Wouldn’t Sell. I Should’ve Stuck With the Edibles,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
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/// “Clothing made in all parts of the globe.
Check them out, there’s real silk, if you probe.
I’ve been Choosing the Finest
goods to sell you; divinest
pilfered from my employer’s wardrobe.”
/// A bridge crossing the lake was her “shop,”
but her wares were the top of the top.
Girls would eagerly swap
cash for dresses nonstop
while a lookout kept watch for a cop.
Her boss had ten clothes closets so deep,
that they couldn’t a contents list keep.
When the time came to take
inventories, they’d make
all the servants who tried fall asleep.