Jean Béraud, French
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Oil on canvas
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Beraud was the artist’s name/
and her passions he used to inflame./
But after a while/
He went out of style../
Yet she still has a “thing” for the frame..
/// Woman Sitting in Front of a Painting
stares intently. Her goal is acquainting
herself with “the norm”
in the naked male form,
so, in real life, she won’t feel like fainting.
/// She’s adopted this same attitude
before ev’ry explicit male nude.
Strictly sheltered at home,
(no anatomy tome),
was told staring at stallions was rude.
/// Had been raised as a shy only child
with no brothers around running wild.
Not sure how genders differ,
(was it spines that grow stiffer?),
she is now by these paintings beguiled.
/// Is it merely by chance that Daniella
is attached to her long black umbrella?
It is always kept near
and there’s reason to fear
“expectations” when she meets a fella.