Pehr Hilleström, Swedish
“Hey, Thanks For the Rush Job on Those, Mabel, But It Turns Out We’re Just Going To Order a Pizza. Oh, and Would You Mind Doing All the Windows Before You Knock Off For the Night? You’re the Best!,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
John Maler Collier, English
As His New Wife’s Bridesmaids Got Increasingly Bolder With Their Advances, John Began To Regret Serving Oysters at the Reception, ca. 1899
Oil on canvas
Rosa Schweninger, Austrian
“It Looks Like This ‘Golden Girls’ Fan Fiction Is Putting You To Sleep, Grandmother. Would You Rather I Switched To Some Johnny Depp Court Transcripts?,” Before 1918
Oil on panel
Ludwig August Most, Polish
When “Creepy Ed” Showed Up With Flowers for the Fifth Day in a Row, Sheila Realized She Should Probably Start Looking at Second-Story Apartments, 1850
Oil on canvas
Georges-François Guiaud, French
“I’ve Never Been To a Gender Reveal Party Quite Like This One. I Assume This Means It’s a Girl?,” ca. 1880
Oil on canvas
John Scott, British
Laundry Lady Getting the Sheet Scared Out of Her, 1891
Oil on canvas
P.C. Skovgaard, Danish
“Hey, By Any Chance Have You Got a Poop Bag on You? I’m About To Take My Great Dane For a Walk,” 1849
Watercolor
Gerard ter Borch, Dutch
“Gentlemen, We’re Ordering Lunch From KFC Today, So Let Me Know How Many Sides Everyone Wants,” 1648
Oil on copper
Samuel Smith Kilburn, American
“I Know, I Know — This Is Not a Great Time To Be in Stocks. You’re About the Hundredth Person To Use That Line Today,” ca. 1880
Engraving
