THAT IS PRICELESS

W. Barthautz, Dutch

“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture (Page 124),” Between 1700 and 1800

Pen, brown ink, brush, and watercolor on paper

Edwin Howland Blashfield, American

“Listen. You’re a Nice Gaius, Flavius, But I’m Just Not Interested in Having Sextus,” Before 1882

Oil on canvas

Akseli Gallen-Kallela, Finnish

Woman I Found On One of Those MILF Websites (Moldovans I’d Like to Farm With), 1885

Oil on canvas

John W. Alexander, American

“Honey, When You Said You Were Writing On a New Platform, I Thought You Meant You’d Started a Blog,” 1896

Mural

Thomas Prichard Rossiter, American and Louis Rémy Mignot, American

“Okay, This Cherry Tree Reaction Is Getting Out of Control. I’m Now Thinking We Do a Press Conference Where You Pledge To Plant 2500 Cherry Trees Around the Reflecting Pool. And Maybe a Sit-Down With Oprah?,” 1859

Oil on canvas

Howard Pyle, American

“Sir, the Opposition Has Dug Up That Old Story About You Chopping Down the Cherry Tree. We Need To Get Ahead of This. We Have a Witness Who’s Willing To Say They Saw the Cherry Tree Come At You. Shall I Reach Out to Rachel Maddow’s People?,” ca. 1890-96

Oil on illustration board

Anton Einsle, Austrian

Man Making List of Things More Exciting Than This Painting, 1842

Oil on canvas

Heinrich Eduard Linde-Walther, German

Jeremy’s Dad Wanted Him To Paint His Portrait. But He Also Wanted a Ride on His Motorcycle. So Jeremy Was Forced To Multi-Task, 1918

Oil on canvas