THAT IS PRICELESS

Karl Ernst Papf, Brazilian

Looking Back at Old Family Photos, There Were Unmistakable Clues As To Which Child Would One Day Become an ENT, 1886

Oil on canvas

Alfred Henry Maurer, American

For Some Strange Reason, Alfred Could Never Get the Same Model To Pose For Him Twice, ca. 1929

Oil on fiberboard

Thomas Buchanan Read, American

Well, So Much For Hal and Helen’s Date Night. Guess the New Sex Toys Will Have To Wait, 1847

Oil on canvas

Albert Frans Lieven De Vriendt, Belgian

Was It Derek’s Imagination, Or Was He Already Seeing Results From His Thighmaster Mini?, 1889

Oil on canvas

James Northcote, English

“Hmm. Every Instinct Is Telling Me To Take Your Knight, But My Wireless Anal Beads Are Instructing Me To Play It Safe,” 1831

Oil on canvas

Walter Dendy Sadler, English

“Hey, It Turns Out My Mother Was Right. She’s Always Said That If I Went Out With You I’d Catch Something,” 1878

Oil on canvas

Wilhelm Marstrand, Danish

Today’s “That Is Priceless” Is Brought To You By…Durex XXL Condoms. Don’t Get “Caught” With Any Other Brand. Durex., 1832

Oil on canvas

Frank Earle Schoonover, American

“Don’t Lie To Me, Edgar! I Know You’re Drunk, Because the Room Is Spinning,” 1912

Oil on canvas