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Daniel Ridgway Knight, American

Agricultural Engineering Pioneer Jeannine Gleason, the Only Woman in Her Field, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Albert Edelfelt, Finnish

An Accordion Solo a Day Keeps the Girlfriends Away, 1887

Watercolor on cardboard

Albert Edelfelt, Finnish

“Hmm. It’s Signed ‘Your Secret Admirer’ With All Three Words Misspelled. He Sounds Like a Real Keeper, Sis,” 1891

Oil on canvas

Henri Adolphe Schaep, Belgian

“You Asshats. Did I NOT Tell You To Put the Weight Room in the CENTER of the Boat?,” 1849

Oil on panel

Daniel Ridgway Knight, American

“Would Any of You Ladies Care For a Refill? Or Should I Just Go F*** Myself Again?,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Daniel Ridgway Knight, American

“I SAID…YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN’T MAKE HIM — Oh, Never Mind. Looks Like You Got It,” 1892

Oil on canvas

Albert Edelfelt, Finnish

“In ‘The Art of War,’ Sun Tzu Stresses the Importance of the Element of Surprise. And Yet, Here We Are,” 1892

Gouache paint and watercolor on paper

John Collier, British

“Oops! I Just Farted. You Might Want To Flap That Thing a Little,” 1910

Oil on canvas

Johan Krouthén, Swedish

Of Course Bernard Could Have Just Removed That Atrocious Wallpaper Left By the Previous Owner, But Instead He Went With Plan B, 1886

Oil on canvas

Daniel Ridgway Knight, American

“Actually, I’m Not a Shepherd. I Direct Sheep Porn. You May Be Familiar With My Biggest Hit, ‘Ewe Do Ewe’?,” ca. 1890-95

Oil on canvas