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Karl von Blaas, Austrian

Woman Wondering What Exactly She Just Bought For Three Bucks at Harry Potter’s Garage Sale, 1859

Oil on canvas

Wilhelm Bendz, Danish

“Hey Guys! Remember When We Saw That Fin at the Beach and Thought It Was a Shark? Turns Out It Was Just Miss Raffenberg Snorkeling,” 1831

Oil on copper

Pierre Outin, French

“Would You Please Excuse Us, Little Lady? Your Aunt and I Would Like To Make Like My Oompa-Loompas and Get Busy,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Carolus-Duran, French

“To Be Honest, Hal, I Wouldn’t Bother Too Much With That. I’d Be Shocked If Anyone Even Notices She HAS Arms,” 1883

Oil on canvas

Herbert Morton Stoops, American

“I Know You’re Frustrated That the Locals Don’t Respect Your Authority. Have You Considered Whether It Might Be the Shorts?,” 1925

Oil on canvas

Antonio Zeno Shindler, American

Aboriginal Australian, Going As Happy Gilmore For Halloween This Year, ca. 1893

Oil on canvas

John William Godward, English

Get Rid of Those Turkey Arms in Just 10 Minutes a Day, With the New “Statue of Liberty Workout!,” 1894

Oil on canvas

Johan Gustaf Sandberg, Swedish

Poussin, Raphael, Rubens, Dürer & Rembrandt, Just Before the Breakup of Their Boy Band, The Recording Artists, 1828

Oil on canvas