MASTERPIECE #582 Sir Joshua Reynolds, English Lady Cockburn, Wondering Where the Hell The Nanny Disappeared To, 1773 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #581 Simone Martini, Italian St. Martin About to Get Nailed With the Old Hand in Warm Water Gag, 1322 Fresco
MASTERPIECE #580 Sandro Botticelli, Italian Open the Tunnel, Here Comes the Choo-Choo, 1495 Tempera on wood
MASTERPIECE #577 Simon Vouet, French Angel Distracted Seconds Before Vicious Attack by Chucky, 1635 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #576 Quentin Metsys, Flemish Woman Pretending to Give a Rat’s A$% About Husband’s Stupid Coin Collection, 1514 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #575 Raffaello Sanzio, Italian Women Forced to Consult Magic 8 Balls for Advice, Now that Oprah’s Gone, 1504 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #574 Rogier van der Weyden, Dutch Mary Magdalene With Tall Skim Double-Shot Vanilla Latte With Whip (in Handy Travel Mug), 1450 Oil on oak panel
MASTERPIECE #573 Raffaello Santi, Italian Portrait of Girl With Pet She Adopted From Unicorn Rescue, 1505 Oil on panel