William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French
Never You Mind What I’m Wearing. How Did You Get This Number?, 1885
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #34
Joachim Luhn, German
Group Reacting to Total Stranger Shouting, “Hey, Assholes!,” 1700
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #173
Carlo Saraceni, Italian
World’s Worst Day Care Center, 1600
Oil on copper
MASTERPIECE #559
Meister der Reichenauer Schule, German
Peace Out, Boys. The J-Dog’s Going Shoe Shopping, 1010
Parchment
MASTERPIECE #558
Lucas Cranach the Elder, German
Sisyphus and His Brothers at Day Care, 1532
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #557
Meister des Halepagen-Altars, German
Couple at Learning Annex “You Can Learn to Clap!” Seminar, 1500
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #556
Francesco Hayez, Italian
Samson, Realizing That PETA’s Going to Have His Ass for This One, 1842
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #555
Meister Bertram von Minden, German
Jesus Yelling at Adam and Eve for Destroying His Dad’s Shrubs, 1375
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #553
Jacob Jordaens, Flemish
The Four Evangelists, None of Whom Remembered to Pay the Heating Bill Last Month, 1620
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #552
Joan de Joanes, Spanish
Jesus and Pals Making Fun of the Nerd Table, 1566
Oil on wood