Aert de Gelder, Dutch
Ahimelech Giving the Sword of Goliath to David (Though David Would Secretly Rather Have the Twenty Bucks He Owes Him), 1680
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1067
MASTERPIECE #1066
Francesco Beda, Italian
British Admiral Wondering If He’s Got the Balls to Wear White After Labor Day, 1880
Oil on wood panel
MASTERPIECE #1065
Leon-Jean-Bazille Perrault, French
Phoebe From “Friends,” Age 3 (With Smelly Cat), 1867
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1064
Guido Cagnacci, Italian
Runners-Up Congratulating the New Miss Narcolepsy, 1659
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1063
Carlo Cignani, Italian
Nymphs Committing Blatant Pass Interference, 1680
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1062
Jan Gossaert, Flemish
The Painting That Ruined Sugar Cones For Me, 1516
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1061
Rogier van der Weyden, Netherlandish
Nun Questions Her Decision To Request a Pat-Down at the TSA Security Line, 1460
Oil on panel
{Special guest posting by “Janet”}
MASTERPIECE #1060
Vincent Van Gogh, Dutch
Me Goofing Around in Mall Photo Booth, 1887
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1059
Ilya Yefimovich Repin, Russian
“You Call That a Mustache? Please.”, 1903
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1058
Ilya Yefimovich Repin, Russian
Uncle Morty, Going Into Way Too Much Detail About His Hernia Exam, 1891
Oil on canvas