Seymour Joseph Guy, American
Our Psycho Ex-Babysitter Who Read the Kids “Cujo,” 1876
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1088
MASTERPIECE #1087
Jacopo Robusti Tintoretto, Italian
“No Seriously, It’s Not Like the Last One. This One’s From Whole Foods,” 1550
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1085
Jean Jacques Hauer, French
Family Portrait Ruined By Wormy Dog Rubbing Butt Across Floor, 1790
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1084
Eugene de Blaas, Italian
Woman Seriously Considering Jumping to Her Death to Escape From Pompous Douchebag, 1875
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1083
Thomas Gainsborough, English
Admiral George Rodney, Asking if Someone Wouldn’t Mind Snagging Him a Protein Bar From His Bag, 1782
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1082
Thomas Eakins, American
David Schwimmer Playing Dolley Madison, Against His Agent’s Advice, 1902
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1081
Thomas Gainsborough, English
The 2nd Lord Vernon, Wondering if Maybe He Should Take the Beggin’ Strips Out of His Pocket, 1767
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1080
Eugene de Blaas, Italian
Why Ryan Gosling Can’t Sunbathe Nude in his Backyard Anymore, 1873
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1079
Thomas Eakins, American
Professor Benjamin Rand, Pioneer in the Field of Subatomic Feline Reduction (aka “Cat Shrinking”), 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1078
Eugene de Blaas, Italian
Bridesmaid at the Clooney Wedding Throwing Her Panties at the Groom, 1873
Oil on panel