Gerrit Dou, Dutch
Portrait of the Artist About to Hurl, 1657
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1419
MASTERPIECE #1418
Salomon Koninck, Dutch
“Wait. I Didn’t Order a Quesalupa,” 1650
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1417
Salomon Koninck, Dutch
Scholar Finding Piece of Thursday’s Breakfast Burrito in Beard, 1649
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1416
Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch
Cheering Up a Friend with a “Sorry You Blew 12 Bucks on ‘Batman v Superman'” Bouquet, 1883
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1415
Govaert Flinck, Dutch
“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 225), 1645
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1414
Aert de Gelder, Dutch
King David Wondering Where That Waitress Disappeared to With His Discover Card, 1680
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1413
Karel Dujardin, Dutch
Saint Paul Healing the Lame With Jazz Hands, 1663
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1412
Gerbrand van den Eeckhout, Dutch
“Actually, No — We’re Not the Ones From the Victoria’s Secret Catalog. But We’ll Take That as a Compliment,” 1656
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1411
Aert de Gelder, Dutch
Angel, Totally Tempted to Draw a Penis on This Dude’s Face Right Now, ca. 1700
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1410
Franz von Defregger, Austrian
Leprechaun Asking Woman if She’d Like to Get Lucky, 1881
Oil on canvas